Have you experienced 'the dumb moment' where you can't stop your mouth and just say the dumbest thing without even know why on earth you are saying it?
Scene #1 happened today
Me n hubby were eating our lunch n watched the NBA game between Orlando n Atlanta
Us: *munch munch munch*
Me: So, which team is better?
Hubby: Both are good but I go for Orlando..
Me: OH, isn't one of their player called Orlando Bloom or something?
Hubby: *munch munch munch* *Speechless staring at me*
Me: ???
Hubby: Babe, Orlando Bloom is Legolas, ok??
Me: HAHAHAHAHA (plus feeling very stupid and was glad that no one else was around)
Hubby: their team is called Orlando Magic..
Me: I don't know why I said that...HAHAHAHA
See what I mean?? I always think I could categorize myself into the pretty intelligent level (although not in the Einstein's liege) but there are times when I doubt myself @.@"
Scene #2 happened quite a long time ago
Me, hubby(then bf), and his friends (so 6 of us, yes it was a bit over crowded) were in a car. It was my first time hanging out with that lot of his friends. We were listening to "the best day of my life" by DIDO on the radio.
Friend 1: I love this song!
Friend 2: Yep, it's very catchy.. who again is the singer??
Me: *Super confident* The singer is very famous, her name is DILDO
Everyone: *S I L E N C E* (everyone was staring at me)
Me: NO!I mean, sorry, I mean DIDO!!! DIDO!!! DIDO!!
Hubby: *looking around* What is DILDO?
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
I think I made quite an impression on his friends that day -.-"""
And that's why my mom always tell me to hold my tongue and think twice before opening my mouth LOLz
Anyone?who can beat my dumb moment? hahaha...
Whenever I recall those moments I just laugh, laugh, and laugh at myself XD XP
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Hahaha! One situation popped into my head, but I can't top those two stories. And they are great stories. Those memories and all the smiles they're creating are the silver lining to how you felt in those moments.
It's worth it, right???
okay, the dildo part is hilarious! hahahaha XD
LOL Hana you crack me up!!! These are pure classics! Love them :)
I have had so many dumb momments it's quite scary lol one of my finer momments that I can think of atm is when my friends and I went to a Sushi Train resturant and I asked the people what time the train leaves- you know to serve the food lol needless to say they just looked at me with disbelief... ;)
hahahah !
orlando bloom !i wud probably say that as a joke ,ur dumb moment is a kick as one !and the dildo one?LMAO
yes u made quite an impression !LOL
sometimes unfortunately i never have that kind of dumb moment,or i cant remember any at the moment.hehehe
OMG, you're so funny! esp. the last one i thought you did that on purpose. hahaha.
The orlando bloom story is hilarious! don't worry, you're not alone, i have many dumb moments and I usually say it out loud..in front of everyone! hahahha I chose to forget
Hahaha both are so funny!! *super confident* huh? Lol!:D
I have too many dumb moments but I can't recall one right now!!
lol, orlando bloom. Impress ur hubby next time saying tat Dwight Howard is ur dream guy. See how he reacts.
Tomboy? I wouldn't have guessed, but it's good to know. I've always liked tomboys. The little goof in the pic is me...not long after I whacked my brother w/the skillet. He looks like the Franknstein monster to me.
AHAHAHA!!!! Omg! That reminds me of the spaz moment I had the other day.
Oh btw! About the Neutrogena Wave, you should check drugstore.com for the refill pads! They're like 2.00 off on there! :D I'm gonna order the Wave Duo pretty soon :)
lol :P
Hana-chan, I have plenty of dumb moments too lol!
You won't be able to snag any of their stuff in Singapore as YSL just pulled out from there =( You'll have better luck snagging Rouge Volupte from the Australian counters =D
hahahahaha omg... dildo... that's such an easy mistake to make on her name! what happened to her btw... did kinda dig the music!
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Hahaha... the dildo made me laugh. I am sure I have few shared moments though could not particularly recall them. But I have a friend who's prone to slipping her tongue. She was about to buy a book. She probably had done some rounds and still could not find the book so she decided to ask for assistance. And so she went saying ... ah miss do you have this book ah..(while reading her list) chicken NOODLE soup? (suddenly remembering the continuation of the book's title) for the soul??
Dildo!?! ahahaha
oh honey you crack me up xD
lol Orlando bloom! Yeah I have quite a few dumb comments that makes people go 0_0. Like I met this girl and she said she is from Oklahoma and I said "oh wow you are from Japan that's far to travel" then she got pissed and said that it's in the states and I responded with "where is that?". I was like oops I was thinking of Yoklahoma HAHAHA anyways whatever not like she knows her map of Canada!
The diamond in my wife's engagement ring fell out. She wants to wait until our anniversary in May to replace it and/or the ring/ and/or the wedding ring too. We'll see!
hahahaha! Dildo! Lols...I was in my office with no one to talk to. people were busy with their own things and I was literally laughing out loud! Thanks for making me laugh
Hiya gorgeous :)
Aww thank you for your comment- you are the sweetest! Had my last day at work today and I was an absolutle mess- tears galore and saying goodbye to friends and a community I've come to love with all my heart. It's been tough saying goodbye :( The packings coming along- leaving saturday for a 3 day drive to Darwin :S lol not going to be fun!!!!
How are you going!!?!
P.s. This is for you :) http://kiss--and--make-up.blogspot.com/2009/11/thank-you-to-hana-bicky.html xo
You are MORE than welcome!! xoxo :)
Hi Rentata, love your sense of humour. I guess all of us one time or another have put our foot in the mouth...
but we're all human, ha ha.
Have a nice day and keep a song in your heart, Lee.
ahahahh!! OMG you are so funny!! DILDO :P yeah I had those times which is very funny!! I will say something stupid like we were eating pancakes, and I blurted, "I LOVE PANG-CaKES!" and they all laughed at me and said, "PANG CAKES HUH?" ahaha!
i just knew recently too.
really? i've never tried L'oreal before.
Hey! Thanks for the comments! :) I'll review the IQQU stuff once I'm half way.. heehee! :)
hey !finally i can go to ur blog!hehe
i dunno why sometimes i cant access lindah's blog and ur blog !
retarded i know !hehe
im going to singapore this monday !yeayy !!
hehehe
The lotion is not bad! Give it a try the next time you shop on sasa.com since Australia is so dry and all =)
How's the black pearl mask holding up? Have you braved yourself to use it? ;D
ahaha ur cute as! it would be great to have such a fun person like u around:) x
Pepperidge Farm sells a cookie called TimTam. They market it as "Australia's Favorite Cookie". I usually assume marketing slogans are just made up by ad executives, but this is kind of an odd claim if it's not true. Have you ever heard of them? It's 2 chocolate wafers, covered in milk chocolate, with some sort of chocolate cream filling.
Hope you're having a good week so far!
HAHAHHA! omg! Love your mini stories!!!!!!!!! How are you? I am well. Hautelook only ships to CAN and USA which sucks bc I know a lot of overseas people would like it.
Haha ooh I know I hope he handles my stuff well too :) Thanks my dear!! I promise will post some pictures very soon!!
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